Unnecessary Censorship – Election Edition


END OF AN ERA, WHICH MEANS IT’S TIME TO BLEEP AND BLUR THINGS WHETHER THEY NEED IT OR NOT WHICH WE DO EVERY WEEK. TONIGHT WE HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL. AT THE END OF A LONG SLOG IN AMERICAN POLITICS, AT THE END OF AN ADMINISTRATION, IT’S TIME FOR AN ALL-ELECTION THEMED EDITION OF “THIS WEEK IN UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP.”>>THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS DONALD BECAME PRESIDENT, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE [ BLEEP ] HE WOULD DO. >>DID MR. TRUMP GO TOO FAR IN [ BLEEP ]ING YOUR WIFE?>>HE DID. >>I NEVER TASTED [ BLEEP ] UNTIL THEN. IT WANT THAT GOOD. >>WHAT EXPLAINS DONALD TRUMP?>>HE’S A MASTER [ BLEEP ].>>MY HUSBAND WILL REMAIN FOCUSED ON ONLY ONE THING. THIS BEAUTIFUL [ BLEEP ] THAT WE LOVE SO MUCH. >>LAST WEEK [ BLEEP ] FROM BEHIND. I WAS EXTREMELY CAREFUL WITH MY HAIR.>>I’M [ BLEEP ]ING HARD. I TEND TO KEEP [ BLEEP ]ING AS HARD AS I CAN. UNTIL THE LAST [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ] EXPRESSES AN OPINION. >>ONE OF THE QUALITIES I’VE ALWAYS ADMIRED ABOUT TED SINCE THE DAY WE MET IS HOW INCREDIBLY UN[ BLEEP ] HE IS.>>IT ALMOST FELT LIKE WATCHING MOM AND DAD [ BLEEP ]ING. IT GOT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.>>DID ANYBODY [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ] LAST NIGHT?>>I WANTED TO [ BLEEP ] MY [ BLEEP ].>>I BELIEVE WE SHOULD MOVE TO A BAN ON [ BLEEP ]ING.>>WE CAN [ BLEEP ] SO MUCH YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF [ BLEEP ]ING. YOU’LL SAY PLEASE, PLEASE, IT’S TOO MUCH [ BLEEP ]ING. WE CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE. MR. PRESIDENT, IT’S TOO MUCH. AND I’LL SAY, NO IT ISN’T, WE HAVE TO KEEP [ BLEEP ]ING, WE HAVE TO [ BLEEP ] MORE, [ BLEEP ] MORE.

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  1. The last clip of Trump really got to me, I had tears in my eyes!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Literally that's what will happen to us for these years having him as president. XD Somebody please give me tissue ^^

  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. THE LAST ONE THOUGH πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  4. Well we are already getting ****ed so Donald is definitely keeping that promise. And a month has not passed yet. I don't know if I can take anymore. But Donald doesn't care he will just grab us by the ****y and say we wanted it.

  5. hahaha that last clip of Trump saying we have to __ more + the very first episode of Rick and Morty when Rick is like "So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty." and you guys know the rest of that quote it's way too long to put the whole thing here xD but that Trump clip soooo reminded me of that part of the show

  6. OK, my favorite host and show is Colbert but I have to admit that this is the funniest segment on late-night

  7. Last one was so perfect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Libtards havnt seen nothing yet. We are going to run so much nationalism up your street that you grandkids wont be able to go to bed unless mommy sings the national anthem to them. BELIEVE ME!!!! ITS GOING DOWN YOU SILLY LITTLE SOCIALIST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THE END!

  9. That era that ended was the period people trusted those who trust politicians. Before people had stopped trusting politicians for centuries but still trusted a dropping number of individuals who had faith in the party systems. Now those who still believe in them are treated like mainstream journalists with their imaginary fables about lights in the sky tearing down buildings on 9 – 11 and any other member of the lunatic fringe. Belief in the ability of a political party to do anything for itΒ΄s voters is seen as a symptom of a brain damage. People who speak out loud that they support a party are being told they need to go visit a doctor. Medicine has taken over politicians and vaccers, and science has replaced religion and politics and ufo debunking. Democrats, republicans and other members of political parties are treated as psychotics and people who still elect political parties in America are kicked out of the streets. Welcome to 2018, when the people who were hated so badly by the people who led these parties retaliate.Believe democrats?Believe any of the others? Get a thorazine shot…thatΒ΄ll help sort things out.

  10. I never tasted cock until I was an adult and it wasn’t that good said Ben Carson πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. A team of people went through hundreds of hours of film to do this. Wow. They need to spend their time more wisely, as in trying to win an election.

  12. I never tasted c*** before and it wasnt that good XD

    What explains Donald Trump he's a Masturbator

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