Trump “Fires” Bolton & More Lies


CALIFORNIA. YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO SAY, OF ALL THE INTERESTING THINGS I’VE BEEN HASH TAG BLESSED TO COVER WHEN IT COMES TO OUR PRESIDENT, I NEVER THOUGHT THE WEATHER WOULD BE ONE OF THEM. I REALLY DIDN’T. BUT ONCE AGAIN, OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF METEOROLOGIST HAS CONTRADICTED THE WEATHER. HE, TRUMP TOOK HIS SHOW ON THE ROAD LAST NIGHT. HE HOSTED A PEP RALLY IN FAYETTEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA WHERE HE CLAIMED ABOARD AIR FORCE ONE THAT PEOPLE WERE LINED UP, WAITING IN THE RAIN TO SEE HIM, EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T RAINING AT ALL.>>WE HAVE NOW, PEOPLE STANDING IN LINE, TRYING TO GET INTO THE ARENA, AND I WILL TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE SOAKING WET, BECAUSE ROY AND EVERYBODY JUST WALKED INTO THE PLANE, AND YOU FOLKS WERE WET. IT’S BAD WEATHER OUT THERE.>>Jimmy: NO, NO, NO THEY WEREN’T. IF THEY WERE WET, THEY WERE JUST SWEATING, BECAUSE YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT. I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WOULD SAY THIS, BECAUSE BY ALL ACCOUNTS IT WAS NOT RAINING IN F FAYETTEVILLE. AND JUST TO MAKE SURE OF THAT WE PULLED THE LOCAL WEATHER FORECAST FOR MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th. MORNING LOW RUNNING ABOVE AVERAGE AT 74. AND ALSO NO PRECIPITATION REPORTED ON MONDAY.>>Jimmy: NO PRECIPITATION REPORTED, BUT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I TOLD YOU, I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE TOLD US THE SKY ISN’T BLUE, BUT THERE’S A PERFECTLY SIMPLE EXPLANATION FOR WHY TRUMP SAID HIS SUPPORTERS IN NORTH CAROLINA WERE SOAKING WET WHEN THEY WEREN’T. HE THOUGHT HE WAS IN ALABAMA. THERE’S A HURRICANE THERE, YOU KNOW. THERE’S LITERALLY NOTHING HE WON’T BS ABOUT. I BET MELANIA’S NAME ISN’T MELANIA. WHEN SHE TRIED TO CORRECT HIM, HE WAS LIKE, TOO LATE, TOO LATE, THAT’S YOUR NAME. IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN RAINING, BUT THE PRESIDENT WAS SOAKING UP THE LOVE. HE GAVE A SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO THE LADIES IN THE CROWD.>>I HAVE ABOUT TEN WOMEN IN THE FRONT ROW, AND YOU CONFROM NORTH CAROLINA AND THEY COME FROM ALL OVER THE PLACE. HOLD UP YOUR HANDS, I SEE YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE. THEY LOOK RICH AS HELL TO ME.>>Jimmy: THAT’S — [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THAT’S WHY MOTHER PENCE WON’T LET MIKE GO TO THE RALLIES. THE PRESIDENT HEAPED A GOOD DEAL OF PRAISE AT THE RALLY ON, WHO ELSE, HIMSELF. HE USED ALL THE BEST WORDS TO ASSURE THE CROWD THAT HE KEEPS HIS WORD.>>EVERY DAY WE’RE MAKING GOOD ON THE MOTTO, “PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT.” IN FACT, WE ARE KEACHEPING EVEN MORE PROMISES BY FAR THAN WE MADE OR WE PROMISED. SO MANY MORE.>>Jimmy: WAIT, WHAT? I THINK WE NEED THE CHALKBOARD FOR THIS ONE, GUILLERMO, PLEASE, BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT HELPS TO SEE IT IN WRITING. ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, GUILLERMO. SO THE PRESIDENT SAID EVERY DAY WE’RE MAKING GOOD ON THE MOTTO “PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT”. FINE. IN FACT, WE’RE KEEPING EVEN MORE PROMISES BY FAR THAN WE MADE. OR THAN WE PROMISED. SO MANY MORE. [ APPLAUSE ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU. [ APPLAUSE ] HE’S KEEPING MORE PROMISES THAN HE EVEN PROMISED. OH, ADD RAUL IS ERALL IS THE BE? WE SLOWED HIM DOWN FOR TONIGHT’S FUN IN FAYETTEVILLE EDITION OF DRUNK TRUMP.>>IT’S A LOT, OKAY? I ALWAYS HAVE TO PREFACE IT. BECAUSE THEY’LL DO HEADLINES. HEADLINES, TRUMP DIDN’T TELL THE TRUTH. ALL DAY. SO I’VE ALWAYS, I’VE GOTTEN EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS.>>Jimmy: MM-HM. YES, NOTHING. THERE’S NOTHING IF NOT CAUTIOUS. NOW SHOCKINGLY, THE PRESIDENT’S APPROVAL RATING HAS TAKEN A TUMBLE, ACCORDING TO A NEW ABC/”WASHINGTON POST” POLL, HIS APPROVAL RATING DROPPED SIX POINTS BEFORE WE FOUND OUT HE INVITED THE TALIBAN FOR DINNER. HIS APPROVAL RATING IS DOWN TO 38%. WITH JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT, HE COULD, I SEE A PATH FOR HIM, EASILY BOOSTING THAT UP TO 88%. TRUMP, OF COURSE, LASHED OUT AT THE POLLS. HE CALLED THEM FAKE. EVERYTHING HE DOESN’T LIKE IS FAKE. THE ONLY THING THAT’S REAL TO HIM IS TWITTER AND ARBY’S. AS HAYIS RATINGS KEEP DROPPING,O DO THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WORK FOR HIM. A DAY AFTER THE SUBJECT OF THE MEETING WITH THE TALIBAN AT CAMP DAVID HE FIRED JOHN BOLTON. HE TWEETED THIS MORNING THAT BOLTON HAD BEEN FIRED. BUT JOHN BOLTON HAD A DIFFERENT STORY.>>THE PRESIDENT HAS JUST FIRED HIS NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER. HIS TWEET. I INFORMED JOHN BOLTON LAST NIGHT THAT HIS SERVICES ARE NO LONGER NEEDED AT THE WHITE HOUSE. AND THEN OF COURSE WE HEARD FROM THE JUST-FIRED JOHN BOLTON. I OFFERED TO RESIGN LAST NIGHT, AND PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID LET’S TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW.>>JOHN BOLTON JUST TEXTED ME. HE’S WATCHING.>>CAN YOU READ IT?>>YEAH, HE SAID LET’S BE CLEAR, I RESIGNED. AND I SAID, DO YOU MIND IF I SAY THAT WHILE YOU WERE TALKING AND HE WROTE YES. SO JOHN BOLTON JUST TEXTED ME TO SAY “I RESIGNED”.>>Jimmy: HE SAID YES? AS LONG AS HE MINDS, I’M SURE IT’S FINE, BUT THIS IS JOHN BOLTON. AND ONE OF THE REASONS HE WAS FIRED OR RESIGNED IS BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO KEEP HIS GLASSES ON HIS FACE. SO JOHN BOLTON IS OUT. HE’S NOW THE THIRD NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER TO LEAVE THIS ADMINISTRATION. TRUMP’S THE ONLY DOWN TO TWO CANDIDATES, SERGEANT SLAUGHTER AND CAPTAIN CRUNCH. YESTERDAY THE PRESIDENT’S SON, DJTJ, DONALD TRUMP JR. UNVEILED THE COMPANY’S NEW LINE OF MERCH. WELL, HELLO HANDSOME. THAT’S DON JR. IN A TRUMP CAMOUFLAGE SHIRT. THAT’S A NEW PRODUCT ON THEIR WEB SITE. SOME PEOPLE NOTICED A STAIN. THE STAIN IS ACTUALLY HERE, RIGHT ON TOP OF HIS NECK. HE HAD A STAIN ON HIS SHIRT. A CAMOUFLAGE SHIRT COVERED IN GREASE STAINS. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THEY KNOW THEIR CUSTOMERS. BY THE WAY, I WENT THROUGH THE SITE. THERE’S A CAMOUFLAGE KEY CHAIN. BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T WANT TO MAKE THEIR KEYS HARDER TO FIND? GOT TO, THEY’VE ALSO GOT A RUSTIC DOG LEASH FOR $40 AND A RUSTIC RUS RUSTIC DOG COLLAR. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT FITS ANY SIZE DOG AT ALL. AND IF YOU GIVE THEM A GOOD BELLY RUB, HE’LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER. THE BEST PART OF THIS BIG MERCHANDISE ANNOUNCEMENT IS THE TRUMP FAMILY STILL ISN’T MAKING THEIR CRAP IN AMERICA, AFTER ALL THE TALK ABOUT AMERICAN-MADE THIS AND THAT, THEY STILL CAN’T SPEND THE EXTRA $2 TO HAVE THEIR GARBAGE MADE HERE INSTEAD OF WHEREVER, IN FACT, THE CLOSEST THEY GOT WITH THIS NEW LINE IS THIS “DECORATED IN AMERICA”. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? DECORATED IN AMERICA. DOES THAT MEAN SOMEONE IN FLORIDA IRONED THE PATCH ON? NOT ONLY IS THE JUNIOR BOY MAKING COOL CAMO GEAR, HE’S SURPRISINGLY GETTING INTO THE TOY BUSINESS, TOO. ♪ DONALD TRUMP JR. ♪ ♪ HE’S SO PECULIAR ♪ ♪ HE’LL FIGHT FOR DADDY’S LOVE ♪>>HASBRO PRESENTS GI SHCMO. HE COMES WITH A VANILLA LATTE AND PLASTIC STRAW. HE NEVER SERVED IN THE MILITARY BUT FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM HIS OWN WAY, ON TWITTER. GI SCHMO COMES WITH A SPRAY-ON BEARD, A PILE OF DADDY’S MONEY AND A HELICOPTER TO SHOOT FROM. ♪ AN ACTION HERO ♪ ♪ HE’S NOT A ZERO ♪ ♪ THIS SON IS NUMBER ONE ♪>>GI SHMO, AMERICAN!

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  1. Still no MAGA plans no infrastructure , no flood control just tax relief for the rich , no thought required , sign on the dotted line !

  2. 8:02
    “Decorated in America”; you know, Venezuela or Columbia is in America, even though most “Americans” aren’t aware of that and think America means USA.

  3. Will Trump accept North Korea ’s possession of nuclear weapons?I was relieved that Bolton stopped the deal.Bolton and Mattis are gone.If North Korea is tolerated to possess nuclear weapons, I would like Japan to allow nuclear weapons.

  4. Alot of black men got shot by the police under obama than under comrade trump.2020 Russians do ur deed n keep this great man in power😂

  5. Such a bunch of hate filled losers commenting here. We get that you hate the President but to try and recruit more haters? You should all take a close look in the mirror and ask why am I filled with hate?

  6. John Bolton was not only a warmonger but also a vampire. He needs wars for blood he sucks to survive. He will continue conspiring through AIPAC…………………

  7. Hahahhahahaha TRUMP WINS 2020 BRO NO MATTER WHAT CUCKY KIMMEL SAYS KIMMEL TALKIN ABOUT THE RAIN? TRUMP LOWERED HIS TAXES KIMMEL IS LITERALLY GETIN PAID TO HAVE THESE TALKING POINTS BECAUSE OF HIS AGENDA HE IS A PROPAGANDA PUPPET FOR A HIGHER POWER – PERIOD ONLY SHEEP CUCKS BELIEVE HIM

  8. Please, as a civilian, do NOT call the president your commander in chief. That is a military title, he is not YOUR Commander-in-Chief. He is Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces (full title), NOT of U.S.A.

  9. Yo. BTW. President Obama promised during his campaign he will capture Osama Bin Laden. He did. Trump can't even make good on o e of his first promises, which was to cut his hair.

  10. The right hand on the GI Shmoe doll comes equip with an all-new 'Junk Food Grip' for eatin' cheetos and scratchin' nuts at the same time. Left hand has the karate/ poke feature to chop away any tough stubborn dingleberries that are left behind, pick a sticky boger or pop a cherry-size hemorrhoid inflaming.

  11. Trump on TV bad mouthing Bolton. Didn,t he hire him. Trumpass said he would hire only the best,. The brightest. O wait for it. Obama made me do it. This guy thinks we are all fools. The only fools are the ignorant trumptards.

  12. REVELATIONS 18 is coming unto babylon the great, very soon in one hour open them king james bibles, and read on it. Emporer, nero reincarnated, (TRUMP), must deal with GOD AND HIS SON ON THIS, ONE, BELIEVE THAT……..

  13. The American People elected—although not by popular vote—an illiterate moron, who would never have been elected to a Political Office by members of a CIVILIZED NATION, keen on upholding the rule of law and TRUE DEMOCRACY

  14. Jimmy the hater and all of his loyal zombie sheep… let the hate commence and continue. All of you should be so so very proud of yourselves. BTW people, hate never wins… NEVER! From an apolitical U.S Combat Veteran.

  15. Note to dude on Faux – When you ask someone if they mind if you repeat something they said and they answer, "Yes." That means you are NOT supposed to repeat it. "Yes" means they mind.

  16. Okay, I have to ask, did women really lift up their shirts at a trump Rally, or was that a cutaway? I really hate to ask how crazy Trump supporters are. I hate to think it's true, but I think it might be true!

  17. Do y'all put faith in these hate all things Trumpers?
    Do you really like when they tickle your ears?
    I think you're all smarter than that.
    You know as well as me
    Trump 2020!!!!

  18. I always knew donnie lied threw his teeth and knew he was a con"man", but I just didn't think he ACTUALLY lied about EVERY second thing. The only thing worse than a constant liar are the people that constantly defend his lies as the truth. They have forfeited the name of Human and don't deserve to be treated like a human anymore.

  19. How can this channel"s foreigner subscribers think the firing of John Bolton was anything but a great thing. You guys are so weird.

  20. Late night talk show host's read CUE cards, get you political view by listening to your Candidate LIVE..

    10's of Millions south of boarder would/could walk here if allowed… 4 MILLION in just Honduras. Chat about that J.K.

  21. haha so many Trump Haters here around here… !! The truth is he's doing a fine great job as a president to his country. He makes jobs and escalated the country's economy. I dont know why Hollywood people are always attacking him?? Ever since his presidency had started US economy is blooming and giving people jobs back. If u compared with Obama's presidency, he is doing way better and this is not a FAKE it is FACT!!!!

  22. Is there a chance for him being arrested for criticizing trump ?
    Cause in egypt a person like him is now in dead Enumeration 😂

  23. Kimmel is a leftist disgrace. Another anti American rich boy who happier keeping blacks and hispanics poor, than trying to help.

  24. The weatherman said, "No precipitation reported…," But didn't he listen to the President of the United States of America? More fake news!!! 😊

  25. We all know that Donald Trump couldn’t speak the truth even if his life depended on it he just couldn’t period. Donald Trump DID NOT fire John Bolton. Even though he has said it in more than one occasion repeatedly he DID NOT fire him. Bolton handed in his noticed because Trump crosses the line by wanting to have a secret meeting with terrorist on American soil and Bolton disapproved of this meeting and resigned as a result.

  26. Stupid BASH TRUMP" Giggle Gang" Comments are all worn out. Find something else to bash or roast. What about the English Parliament? Lots of fodder there. Maybe AOC or Omar, or Talib or "the other one" of the 4. Lots of stupidies there, needing lots of tweeking. Palosi and the Democrats, the left, antifa, maxie waters all need a bit of fire to free up the cash they stole from us. Get interviews with the homeless in Cali. They have a lot to say and need lots of company. A lot of these are there because they were burned out, or don't have cash to afford rent. Not all are druggies. Dem Pres hopeful Yang and his escapades. Interview the Taliban or Islamists, to see how he would be treated if they could get their swords (not guns?) on him! BUY OUT EVERY ONES' DAGGERS, SWORDS, AND KNIVES OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!! Roast immigrants with 2 kinds of leprosy and antibiotic resistant tuberclosis bringing their FUN DISEASES, along with the Cali Plague mice and rats.

  27. The people at Trump rally‘s are trained dogs?
    Take your medication please

    The people are Democrat rallies are anti-Americans violent and hateful people

  28. I believe Bolton resigned! Trump can't have a subordinate quit or resign! Trump said "let's talk about it in the morning"!
    Because it gave trump the time to "fire" and humiliate the guy!

  29. Your President just made your country a safer place and you still mock him ! It’s easy to see who pays your bills ! Deepstate !

  30. Oh Jimmy,
    Do you remember when your idea of humor was to go out in the street and ask young girls to feel what was in your pants?

    Why do you still have the same pervert look on your face?

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