Trump Courts The Bible And Ghost Vote


THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IS REALLY
HEATING UP. CAN YOU FEEL IT? THE IOWA CAUCUSES ARE JUST 11
DAYS AWAY, WHICH MEANS WE’RE JUST 12 DAYS AWAY FROM NOT
TALKING ABOUT IOWA FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>Stephen: MAN! WE’LL MISS YOU, IOWA! AND WITH IOWA JUST AROUND THE
CORNER, LATEST POLLS SHOW DONALD TRUMP IN THE LEAD. (AUDIENCE BOOING)
>>Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT? I LIKE HIM, TOO. (LAUGHTER)
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO GET USED TO HIM. BUT TO SEAL THE DEAL HE NEEDS
EVANGELICAL VOTERS. THAT’S WHY HE WENT TO LIBERTY
UNIVERSITY– THE LARGEST EVANGELICAL COLLEGE IN THE
WORLD, AND WOOED THE CROWD BY PRAISING THEIR FAVORITE BOOK.>>I WROTE MANY BESTSELLERS,
LIKE “THE ART OF THE DEAL” — EVERYBODY READ THE– WHO HAS
READ “THE ART OF THE DEAL” IN THIS ROOM? EVERYBODY. I ALWAYS SAY, A DEEP, DEEP
SECOND TO THE BIBLE. THE BIBLE IS THE BEST. THE BIBLE — THE BIBLE BLOWS IT
AWAY.>>STEPHEN: YEAH, THE BIBLE
BLOWS IT AWAY. IT GOES BIBLE, THEN “ART OF THE
DEAL”, THEN LIKE “FIFTY SHADES OF GREY.” THEY’RE ALL GOOD. (LAUGHTER)
ALL GOOD BOOKS. TRUMP LOVES THE BIBLE SO MUCH,
HE DOESN’T EVEN NEED TO READ IT, APPARENTLY. BECAUSE HE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE
WITH THE NAME OF ONE OF THE BOOKS OF THE BIBLE, SECOND
CORINTHIANS.>>I HEAR THIS IS A MAJOR THEME
RIGHT HERE. BUT TWO CORINTHIANS, RIGHT, TWO
CORINTHIANS 3:17. THAT’S THE WHOLE BALL GAME. “WHERE THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD”–
RIGHT? “WHERE THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD
IS, THERE IS LIBERTY.” IS THAT THE ONE? IS THAT THE ONE YOU LIKE?>>Stephen: YEAH! THAT IS THE ONE THEY LIKE! BUT HERE’S THE DEAL —
JON, YOU READ THE BIBLE.>>Jon: YEAH, I DO. YOU EVER HEAR ANYONE CALL IT
“TWO CORINTHIANS?”>>Jon: NEVER IN MY LIFE.>>Stephen: WHAT IS IT CALLED?>>Jon: SECOND CORINTHIANS.>>STEPHEN: THAT’S RIGHT, SECOND
CORINTHIANS. THAT’S LIKE SAYING THE BOOK OF
JOB. “WE CANNOT LET MEXICANS COME IN
TO OUR COUNTRY AND STEAL OUR BOOK OF JOBS.” (LAUGHTER)
BUT THE PANDER EXPRESS DIDN’T STOP THERE, BECAUSE WHILE HE WAS
AT LIBERTY UNIVERSITY, TRUMP SAT DOWN WITH THE CHRISTIAN
BROADCAST NETWORK’S DAVID BRODY, WHO WASN’T AFRAID TO ASK THE
TOUGH QUESTIONS.>>I’M CURIOUS, HAVE YOU CRIED
BEFORE?>>NO, I’M NOT A BIG CRIER. I LIKE TO GET THINGS DONE. I’M NOT A BIG CRIER. I’M NOT SOMEBODY THAT GOES
AROUND CRYING A LOT. BUT I KNOW PEOPLE LIKE THAT. I KNOW PLENTY OF PEOPLE THAT
CRY. THEY’RE VERY GOOD PEOPLE. BUT I HAVE NOT BEEN A BIG CRIER.>>STEPHEN: NO, NOT A BIG CRIER. NOTHING CAN MAKE HIM CRY. NOT WHEN BAMBI’S MOTHER GETS
SHOT. NOT THAT CHEERIO’S COMMERCIALS
WHERE THE GRANDPA HAS TO GO LIVE WITH HIS DAUGHTER, AND THE
GRANDDAUGHTER LAYS OUT ALL HIS FAVORITE KINDS OF CHEERIOS. (CRYING)
(CRYING) NOT THE END OF “HOMEWARD BOUND:
THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY,” WHEN THE OLD DOG “SHADOW” FALLS IN
THE HOLE AND BREAKS HIS LEG, SO HE CAN’T CLIMB OUT, AND THE
OTHER DOG SAYS “COME ON SHADOW, YOU CAN DO IT, DON’T LIE DOWN,
SHADOW! DON’T LIE DOWN!”
(AUDIENCE REACTS) THE POINT IS… (LAUGHTER)
REAL MEN DON’T CRY, AND DONALD TRUMP IS A REAL MAN. HOW DO WE KNOW? LE.>>AT THE TRUMP MUSEUM HE GOT
ENDORSED BY THE LATE ACTOR’S DAUGHTER.>>IF JOHN WAYNE WERE AROUND HE
WOULD BE STANDING BY ME.>>JOHN WAYNE WOULD BE PROUD OF
YOU NOW. IT’S AN HONOR AND WE LOVE JOHN
WAYNE.>>Stephen: THAT’S RIGHT WITH
HIS NEW-FOUND SPIRITUALITY, TRUMP HAS REACHED WITH HIS
GOLDEN HAND THROUGH THE VEIL OF DEATH AND DRAGGED BACK THE
ENDORSEMENT OF JOHN WAYNE. THE DUKE, THE TOUGHEST MAN NOT
ALIVE! ADMITTEDLY, IT WASN’T REALLY
JOHN WAYNE. IT WAS JOHN WAYNE’S DAUGHTER IN
FRONT OF A WAX STATUE OF JOHN WAYNE AND WHAT APPEARS TO BE A
WAX STATUE OF DONALD TRUMP. (LAUGHTER)
BUT FOR ANYONE OUT THERE WHO DOUBTS THIS ENDORSEMENT,
CONSIDER THIS — IF JOHN WAYNE WERE ALIVE, HE WOULD BE AN
108-YEAR-OLD WHITE GUY AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TRUMP VOTER TO ME.

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  1. Has nobody been overseas? "Two Corinthians" is the only way I've heard it pronounced from pulpits in Ireland and England (SO FAR, mind you, only been to 4 churches over there total) – not farfetched at all, really

  2. A real man is not he who doesn't cry, it is he who knows how to not cry like a bitch. I bet if Drumpf cried he'd do it like a bitch.

  3. Is it just me or does this guy know alot of people? like in every interview he says "oh not me, i don't do that (something) but I know a lot of people who do"

  4. Two Corinthians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "we don't serve Corinthians here", and the Corinthians say, "That's Ap-PAUL-ing."

  5. When will all thinking americans stop laughing and start acting against the biggest threat to the whole world since the CW?
    Colbert should stop giving trump all this publicity, there's no such thing as bad press.

  6. while trying to get votes by praising the Bible, he doesn't even know how to read a verse. he really doesn't know how stupid he is.

  7. All I could think of when Donald Trump becomes President, he'd ruin USA then he's gonna blame it on something else. His supporters would agree and USA proceeds to fuck up the entire world.

  8. I studied the bible for two years as part of my religious studies classes, and over here it is called "2 Corinthians". Maybe in the US it's different, I'm not sure. – Love, the UK xxx

  9. Clintons killed: Vince Voster, Mary Mahoney, James McDougal, Paul Tulley, Ed Willey, Jerry Parks, James Bunch, James Wilson, Kathy Ferguson + Bill Shelton (fiances), Suzanne Coleman, astonishing that anyone who was willing to blow the whistle against the Clintons ended up dead. Lot of mysterious ''suicides''. Many of which connected to WhiteWater scandal and many others (lot of the women) were going to testify to sexual assault against Clinton. Trump is revolting but I'd take Trump 1000 times over another Clinton in the white house. You Hillary supporters should be ashamed. The democratic party should have a higher standard.

  10. I really don't like it when comedians decide to become political pundits and insinuate for whom I should voted.
    F2ck you Colbert.

  11. I voted Trump, just so you all get what you deserve. He's the worst candidate, which makes him perfect for Americans. Enjoy the hard labor in the hot sun, assholes.

  12. He didn't even write 'The Art of the Deal'! Or any of 'his' books. Just like his buildings…he didn't build them…he has people for that. If you don't believe me…look it up…look up any book Trump has ever claimed he wrote…and right under his name will be the ghost writer. Tony Schwartz, for instance, wrote The Art of the Deal. Trump just slaps his name on it and calls it his. Which is good for Schwartz…since no one has really heard of him….but still, he is so phony.

  13. lol I'm pretty sure John Wayne was an established racist, which makes me think it's probably the first correct assumption trump has made so far… lol

  14. if you check donald trump's personality according to the hare-list he's a prime example for what you'd call a psychopath.
    using the "not crying for bambi's mom"-example as a joke, colbert actually hits the heart of the matter: trump has no empathy.
    i cannot understand why so many people don't see this or don't care.
    apart from the things he openly says that are horrible do people really believe, he cares for them and their well-being? do trump-voters really think he's an honest man? and if yes, how? why?
    doesn't any trump-voter feel offended when he says he could openly shoot someone and they'd still elect him?

  15. I was leaning towards voting for Bernie until I found out John Wayne would vote for Trump. Fascism must be awesome.

  16. remember that scene from borderlands the pre-sequel when there is the racist hot dog????? maybe that was a prediction for trump. its stupid, racist and its a freaking hot dog(maybe the hot dog bit stands for his IQ level)

  17. We all know what a good christian Trump is. LMFAO After all, didn't Jesus go around building casinos, and hotels for the mega-rich? Ha BTW, Trump knows nothing of the bible. I've read it, and it's full of shit. He's right though, it's STILL better than his!!!!! RFLMFAO

  18. The way Trump was going on about his book made it seem like he was going to claim that it was greater than the bible. And he very nearly did. Yo, the seven deadly sins called, they want pride, envy and greed back.
    Fucking Hell, I don't even like Christianity but Christians deserve more respect than Drumpfbag comparing his book to their holy texts, right there in their faces at their school. If not even I would go that low, then it's really low.

  19. wow that Trump speech just wow – when this ends historians will write books on this man's mind boggling lack of self awareness and narcism

  20. Batiste seal of disapproval if you cant cry you laugh it's that bad sorry America it's only a decade minus two years you will be alright

  21. I understand how Trump doesn't want to waste his time crying. He'll use up so much time trying to wipe his tears with his extremely small hands.

  22. Why do usa politians always drag god into politics? There should be a veeto on god within politics surely. In the uk god is NEVER dragged into politics.

  23. Just from context it should be pretty easy to get it right, because Two Corinthians is the start of a joke. "Two Corinthians walk into a bar…"

  24. How did Trump get nominated in the first place? Isn't the American democratic system fundamentally flawed? I mean back in the day the winner became the president and the loser got the post as vice president, that wasn't the best option so they changed it. You have states that get an electoral vote for every 350.000 people while some states have a vote for every 600.000 people. Why are the lawmakers afraid to reform the system? It's not holy or anything, is it?
    If Denmark hadn't changed its constitution since 1849 we would still be a monarchy where the king picks his advisors. No queen, no elections, no democracy.

  25. I really have no idea how people still can take him seriously. He's a super narcissistic clown who doesn't even know what he's saying. He just blabs random words together without any coherent meaning. Even my kindergartener niece is way more eloquent than him.

  26. An orange clown, Two Corinthians, Miss Piggy, a woman bleeding out of her wherever, and a graduate of Trump University all walk into a bar. Vladimir Putin says, "What? Is this a joke?!"

  27. I'm not sorry for saying this: America deserves this after Bush. Make Trump president, please! Mwuahahahahaha

    Oh! Since America is corporate now, …. I'm going to do it! … I'm going to do it! …. I'm doing it! …

    I wrote an book and please buy it. 🙂 Spam, Spam, Spam…..

  28. John Wayne would think Trump is a idiotic looking twerp.
    Not to mention all of that pro Russian/Putin talk that he'd get physically ill over.

  29. I amso dumbfounded at how blind people are to his pandering. Or, from the date of this video, were. He's traded in some pandering for some "locker-room talk"; but the worst part is that people are still eating it up! They're believing his nonsense.

    Right now, every other Republican who has ever had their 15 minutes of shame is looking at him and going, "what magic goo does he possess that keeps him from losing support?!"

  30. You ppl kill me🙄 just because u believe in God & the bible don't make u fake & new found faith. I'm not perfect & don't go to church every day but I still believe there's a God in heaven…. & u need to understand that trump isn't just for one color. U ppl need to understand & watch trump & listen to him! He was talking about ppl coming in this country illegally & Muslims getting in the USA cutting ppl's heads off & blowing shit up🙄 someone's got to put a stop to this bullshit. That don't mean trump is against color 🙄 u ppl need to stop making ppl believe dumb shit about trump…. I believe he will change a lot of shit that is going on in the USA. It's sad what we have voted in & they have destroyed the USA they only get in to benefit them selfs & get rich & making other countries rich & the American ppl are suffering. It's time to clean up the evil wrong bullshit.

  31. The United States for the first time the financial turmoil is 1792, you have been added for 7 years will go to 2002,2009,2016 ~

    2017 is the last financial turmoil
    The United States is the beginning of 1776
    The United States is the end of 2017
    1776-2017 = 241 = 2 + 4 + 1 = (7)
    He wants to end by war, Freemason's plan new world order

    All the answers in the 2009 board of the new one us dollar ~ if you have a unique understanding of the numbers can be found there in the final answer ~ is also related to 2017 ~ i can give you Hint ~ relate to 7 and 1 numbers ~ Samsung 7, Iphone 7 and the like ~ ~

    1776 United States set up = 6 + 1 = 7 = 777

    1777 = 1 = 777

    1778 = 8-1 = 777

    President Trump was born in 1946 = (7) with 2016 has been reduced by 7 and will eventually get 1946

    Trump is 70 years old this year

    In 2014, when the MH370 plane crash plane is Boeing (777) -2H6ER model
    In 2014 when the MH17 air crash plane is Boeing (777) -2H6ER models

    If 666 is the devil
    Does this 777 represent God?
    1 dollar equal to the representative of 777 ~ 777 on behalf of the end of ~ 1 on behalf of all return to God ~ rectification transformation

    Hong Kong election Lin Zheng'e to 777 votes to win the chief executive
    In 2008 the financial turmoil fell 777 points

    Financial Crisis 2001-2002
    (7)
    Financial Crisis 2008-2009
    (7)
    Financial Crisis 2015-2016
    (7)
    A difference of 7 years

    Last 2017

    777 on behalf of God, judgment

    This year 2017 the world general election, China's 19th general meeting, the British from Europe, Italy referendum, the French general election, the South Korean general election, Iran election, Thailand election, the German general election, including the European neighboring countries elections and referendum, Malaysia election, stock, , The history of financial goods has not been tried on a high point, what these uncertain events represent, what it means, Syria was once Jesus came to the world, you have time to check the Revelation Chapter XII, he comes again The sky as 2500 years ago and September 23, 2017 this year, like the sky, including the sun, the moon, 9 planets, constellations, why there will be warning 1999, 2012, these are warnings, before the rehearsal, now is The Syria is the place where Jesus was born, when Jesus was born, the king heard the words of the sacrifices to kill all Syria 2 years old and above children, the United States will continue to fry Syria, will die a lot of children, Syria is the birth of Jesus,

    World War I – 1918 Please note the Year of the United States
    World War II – Please note the Year of the United States in 1939
    Also backwards (7) years
    With 2016 minus (7) years

  32. How much do you want to bet that Donald Trump has never read a single page of The Bible? Maybe Trump's ever-shrinking fortune? No one but dirt-poor Trumpettes whos bathrooms have little half-moons on them support him aside from his closet homosexual billionaire buddies. (In college I was a history major, so it was an easy read for me.)

  33. Those are the "Corinthians" that were Tanners…. what a really stinkin' job they had. They made the special "Corinthian" leather for that "Cordoba" car that Fernando Llamas was selling.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsg97bxuJnc

  34. I had to jump up, look away, and yell nonsense over the "Shadow in the hole" part. WTF Colbert, you need to include a trigger warning for that kind of heartbreaking content!!

  35. Can you please have a professional cover the long term damage done to children separated from their families and how long it will take them to heal? Also, what is the chances these children will face sexual predators while being held?

  36. fuck you for bringing that scene of Homeward Bound into this. granted, I haven't actually seen it, but I just saw it thanks to you. Great. It's only Wednesday night and I'm crying over a dog I've never met. Thanks a lot dude.

  37. Damn. Being someone from Iowa. That cuts deep Colbert. Lol but for real. How dare you make laws on voter ID and participate in voter ID at the same time. How fucking dare they

  38. Here are some prescient Trump apologists (just kidding) saying two Corinthians throughout the whole video:
    https://youtu.be/sN_zhAp3cTc

  39. Evangelicals have played themselves in their support of Trump. We know they are frauds, phonies and hypocrites.

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