Stephen Polls His Audience On Trump’s Performance


ONE THING THAT DOES NOT MAKE
TRUMP HAPPY IS THAT THERE EVER WAS A MAN NAMED BARACK OBAMA. IN FACT, IN A RECENT INTERVIEW,
A GROUP OF EUROPEAN DIPLOMATS SAID, “TRUMP IS OBSESSED WITH
OBAMA AND CARES ONLY ABOUT UNDOING HIS POLICIES.” THAT’S NOT FAIR. HE ALSO CARES ABOUT CHOCOLATE
CAKE, ICE CREAM, AND TWO OF HIS CHILDREN. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) AS WOON– AS ONE– THE NICE
ONES. AS ONE DIPLOMAT PUT IT, “IT’S
HIS ONLY REAL POSITION. HE WILL ASK, ‘DID OBAMA APPROVE
THIS?’ AND IF THE ANSWER IS
AFFIRMATIVE, HE WILL SAY, ‘WE DON’T.’
‘WHAT DID OBAMA ORDER FOR DINNER AT THE G20, THE CHICKEN? I’M GOING WITH THE FISH, AND I’M
TAKING AWAY THE CHICKEN’S HEALTHCARE.'”
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WE’LL FIX THAT. WE’LL FIX THAT. WE’LL FIX THAT. THAT’S FIXABLE. INTERNATIONALLY, TRUMP HAS
BECOME SUCH AN OBJECT OF RIDICULE THAT ONE GROUP OF
DIPLOMATS PLAYS A VERSION OF WORD BINGO WHEN TRUMP SPEAKS,
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF WHAT THEY VIEW AS HIS LIMITED VOCABULARY. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) THAT’S FUN. I’D PLAY THAT. A DRINKY GAME. MAYBE A DRINKING GAME. AND HERE’S HOW YOU KNOW WHEN YOU
WIN TRUMP BINGO.>>BING! BING! BING! ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: BING, BING, BING, BING! AND TRUMP TOOK THIS OBAMA
OBSESSION A STEP FURTHER YESTERDAY WHEN THE PRESIDENT
RETWEETED A TWITTER POLL, WHICH HAS NO
SCIENTIFIC BASIS, FROM A PRO-TRUMP CONSPIRACY TWITTER
PAGE THAT ASKED, “WHO IS A BETTER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES?” SURPRISE! TRUMP WON 61% TO 39%. WELL, HEY, LOOK– NO WE CAN DO A
POLL JUST AS SCIENTIFIC AS THAT RIGHT NOW. LET’S DO OUR POLL USING THE
ELBOW-TRON 5700. WHO THINKS I WOULD BE A BETTER
PRESIDENT THAN DONALD TRUMP ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOLD ON. OH, LOOK AT THIS. SEE THIS? ARE YOU SEEING THIS? ARE WE ROLLING ON THIS? I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS. I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS.>>Stephen: STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OH, MY GOD, THE ELBOW-TRON HAS NEVER GONE THAT FAR BEFORE. WELL, THAT’S SCIENCE RIGHT
THERE. WE CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAT.

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  1. Stephen Colbert is a Clinton supporter. She is the most corrupt politician in the history of US politics. Her mentor was Robert Byrd, a former Grand wizard of the KKK. Need I say more?

  2. If you want to see the face of hate, look at a liberal. If you want to know why someone died this weekend, watch Stephen Colbert. You liberals are the sickest, ugliest hateful people on the planet.

  3. Trump has already failed in his vindictive mission. His abominable Obamacare repeal failed spectacularly. They won't get another chance like they did last month.

  4. would love to see a mouse like Colbert try to run for President. He wouldn't last a week. He'd probably start crying at the debates.

  5. Stephen Colbert is a Clinton supporter. She is the most corrupt politician in the history of US politics and stole the Democrat Nomination from Bernie Sanders. Hillary's mentor was Robert Byrd, a former Grand wizard of the KKK. Fact check that, Colbert, you Cock-Holster.

  6. This guy is the biggest douche. He hides as a conservative and then bashes Donald J Trump the guy that will turn this country back on its feet. Say what you will but Americans are so dumb they just listen to these celebrity assholes. Trump 2020

  7. My vote goes to President Obama too. Don't know who the hell these people are who boost Traitor Trump. Trump is not qualified for the job he stinks, untrustworthy and ego headed.

  8. oh come on Stephen, you know that's not fair.

    …even whatever's left of the pile of decomposed matter that used to be Nixon's corpse would make a better president than Trump

  9. Trump is not doing well in most aspect expect for this area….which benefitted lots of American…….
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rggc1

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