Nancy And Chuck Are: Democrats On The Offensive


WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO “THE
LATE SHOW.” THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
HERE. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. SINCE– SINCE DONALD TRUMP WAS
ELECTED PRESIDENT, I’VE REMINDED MYSELF TO NEVER STOP BEING
SHOCKED. BUT IT’S HARD, YOU KNOW. IT’S LIKE MY BRAIN HAS DEVELOPED
A THICK CALLOUS, LIKE A BALLERINA’S TOES.( LAUGHTER )
IT’S ALL JUST LIKE BONES AND LEGHTDRY SKIN UP THERE NOW. BUT TODAY, I HAVE TO SAY, I AM
SHOCKED ANEW, BECAUSE TRUMP MET WITH INCOMING
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, NANCY PELOSI, AND SENATE MINORITY
LEADER, CHUCK SCHUMER, IN THE MOST SERIOUS ROOM IN AMERICA,
THE OVAL OFFICE. AND THEIR MEETING LOOKED LIKE
THIS:>>Stephen: I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED. THAT WAS SOME MIX-UP IN THE
CONTROL ROOM THERE. THAT WAS– THAT WAS CATS BOXING,
I THINK.( LAUGHTER )
BUT I’LL SAY THIS: THAT WAS ONE STEP UP FROM WHAT ACTUALLY
HAPPENED TODAY.>>THE FACT IS, YOU DO NOT HAVE
THE VOTES IN THE HOUSE.>>NANCY, I DO! AND WE NEED BORDER SECURITY.>>LET’S TAKE A VOTE AND FIND
OUT!>>NANCY! NANCY! IF IT’S NOT GOOD BORDER
SECURITY, I WON’T TAKE IT.>>IT IS VERY GOOD BORDER
SECURITY.>>AND IF IT’S NOT GOOD BORDER
SECURITY, I WON’T TAKE IT!>>AND YOU WANT TO SHUT IT DOWN. YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT.>>THE LAST TIME, CHUCK, YOU
SHUT IT DOWN.>>NO, NO NO! OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH. WE DISAGREE. WE DISAGREE.>>Stephen: STOP FIGHTING,
GRANDMA, GRANDPA, AND WEIRD GRANDPA!( LAUGHTER )
NOW, THE BONE OF CONTENTION WAS FOR THE ENTIRE ARGUMENT TODAY
WAS TRUMP’S BORDER WALL. THE PRESIDENT’S BEEN THREATENING
A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN OVER FUNDING IT, AND PELOSI HAD HER
MESSAGING READY:>>I THINK THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
RECOGNIZE THAT WE MUST KEEP GOVERNMENT OPEN, THAT A SHUTDOWN
IS NOT WORTH ANYTHING, AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE A TRUMP
SHUTDOWN. YOU’LL HAVE–
>>A WHAT? DID YOU SAY TRUMP?>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“WHAT? I’M SORRY WHAT? DID YOU SAY ‘TRUMP’?”
HE’S LIKE ALEXA: HE ONLY WAKES UP WHEN HE HEARS HIS NAME.( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
“I’M ORDERING YOU 36 ROLLS OF
TOILET PAPER RIGHT NOW.” AND THE SPARRING WENT ON.>>THE ONE THING I THINK WE CAN
AGREE ON IS WE SHOULDN’T SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT OVER A
DISPUTE. AND YOU WANT TO SHUT IT DOWN. YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT–
>>THE LAST TIME, CHUCK, YOU SHUT IT DOWN.>>NO, NO, NO.>>AND THEN YOU OPENED IT UP
VERY QUICKLY– I DON’T WANT TO DO WHAT YOU DID–
>>20 TIMES. 20 TIMES. 20 TIMES YOU HAVE CALLED FOR, “I
WILL SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT IF I DON’T GET MY WALL.” NONE OF US HAVE SAID IT–
>>YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING>>YOU SAID IT.>>OKAY, YOU WANT TO PUT IT ON
MY–>>YOU SAID IT. YOU SAID IT.>>I’LL TAKE IT. I’LL TAKE IT.>>OKAY.>>YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL SAY? YES, IF WE DON’T GET WHAT WE
WANT ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, WHETHER IT’S THROUGH YOU,
THROUGH A MILITARY, THROUGH ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO CALL,
I WILL SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT.>>Stephen: TO BE CLEAR, HE’S
OFFERING TO TAKE ALL THE BLAME FOR THE THING YOU ALWAYS BLAME
THE OTHER SIDE FOR? (AS TRUMP)
“OKAY, I WILL TAKE ALL THE BLAME FOR THE SHUTDOWN, BUT FIRST, LET
ME JUST SPRAY PAINT MY INITIALS ON THE BOW OF THE S.S. ‘REPUBLICAN PARTY’ BEFORE I
DRIVE IT OVER A WATERFALL.”( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )
YOU’LL NOTICE THE WHOLE TIME
TRUMP WAS BRAGGING ABOUT HIS SHUTDOWN, CHUCK SCHUMER DID HIS
BEST NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TRUMP, LIKE YOU DO WITH A
DRUNK GUY SCREAMING ON THE SUBWAY. JUST EYES FORWARD, AND LET THEM
RANT ABOUT THE MEXICANS UNTIL YOU CAN TRANSFER AT 59th STREET,
AND DON’T ASK WHERE ALL THIS URINE IS COMING FROM. IT’S COMING FROM RUSSIA. NOW TRUMP– TRUMP–
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪
THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. TRUMP INSISTED THAT HE DIDN’T
EVEN NEED THE DEMOCRATS ON BOARD TO FUND HIS WALL, BUT NANCY
PELOSI CALLED HIS BLUFF.>>THERE ARE NO VOTES IN THE
HOUSE, A MAJORITY OF VOTES FOR A WALL, NO MATTER WHERE YOU STAND.>>THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT.>>IF I NEEDED THE VOTES FOR THE
WALL IN THE HOUSE, I WOULD HAVE THEM IN ONE SESSION.>>WELL, THEN, GO DO IT. GO DO IT.>>IT DOESN’T HELP FOR ME TO
TAKE A VOTE IN THE HOUSE, WHERE I WILL WIN EASILY WITH THE
REPUBLICANS.>>YOU WILL NOT WIN.( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO PLAY POKER
WITH DONALD TRUMP. (AS TRUMP)
“LOOK, I HAVE A FULL HOUSE, AND I CAN PLAY IT AT ANY TIME. I COULD BEAT ALL OF YOU IN ONE
SECOND, IF I FELT LIKE IT. ANYWAY, I’M BLUFFING. HERE’S ALL MY MONEY. WHO WILL BUY ME A SANDWICH
BECAUSE I HAVE… I… I… I ♪ AS THE ARGUMENT ESCALATED, THE
DEMOCRATIC LEADERS KEPT URGING TRUMP TO TAKE THE COERSATION
PRIVATE.>>WE ARE HERE TO HAVE A
CONVERSATION IN A CAREFUL WAY, SO I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD HAVE
A DEBATE IN FRONT OF THE PRESS ON THIS.>>LET’S DEBATE– LET’S DEBATE
IN PRIVATE, OKAY. LET’S DEBATE IN PRIVATE.>>WE CAME IN HERE IN GOOD
FAITH, AND WE’RE ENTERING INTO THIS KIND OF DISCUSSION IN THE
PUBLIC VIEW.>>BUT, IT’S NOT BAD, NANCY.>>NO–
>>IT’S CALLED TRANSPARENCY.>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“CHUCK, NANCY, ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME, YOU CAN SAY IN
FRONT OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE. OKAY. JUST…”( APPLAUSE )
ANY CHILD OF DIVORCE HAS SEEN THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE. “PLEASE, CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT
THIS OVER DINNER?” “WHY NOT? THE KIDS DESERVE TO KNOW THE
REASON THEY WON’T BE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD IS BECAUSE THEIR
JOY-KILL MOTHER THINKS THAT MONEY SHOULD GO TO SOMEBODY’S
BRACES. IT’S CALLED TRANSPARENCY,
MARGARET!”( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
AND– AND–
AND PELOSI EXPLAINED WHY IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO KEEP THE
CONVERSATION PRIVATE.>>LET US HAVE A CONVERSATION
WHERE WE DON’T HAVE TO CONTRADICT IN PUBLIC THE
STATISTICS THAT YOU PUT FORTH.>>Stephen: NO! EXACTLY WRONG! CONTRADICT HIM IN PUBLIC! THIS IS FUN! ASK HIM– ASK HIM– ASK HIM TO
NAME SEVEN STATE CAPINALS! NO, ASK HIM TO NAME SIEVE
STATES!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
“NORTH DAKOTA.” AFTER THE MEETING, PELOSI SPOKE
TO HER FELLOW HOUSE DEMOCRATS AND SHE HAD AN INTERESTING WAY
TO DESCRIBE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO NEGOTIATE WITH TRUMP:
“IT GOES TO SHOW YOU: YOU GET INTO A TINKLE CONTEST WITH A
SKUNK, YOU GET TINKLE ALL OVER YOU.”( LAUGHTER )
NOT TO QUESTION YOUR FOLKSY METAPHOR, MADAM, BUT IF YOU GET
IN A TINKLE CONTEST WITH ANYTHING, YOU GET TINKLE ALL
OVER YOU.( LAUGHTER )
NO ONE WINS. THAT’S WHY THEY BANNED IT FROM
THE OLYMPICS.( LAUGHTER )
THEN PELOSI PSYCHOANALYZED TRUMP, SAYING, “THIS WALL THING,
IT’S LIKE A MANHOOD THING WITH HIM– AS IF MANHOOD CAN BE
ASSOCIATED WITH HIM.”>>Audience: OOOOOH!>>Stephen: OH! OH!>>Jon: OH!>>Stephen: WOW!>>Jon: OH!>>Stephen: OH, THAT’S COLD! SO THE WALL IS A METAPHOR FOR
HIS MANHOOD. NO WONDER HE’S HAVING TROUBLE
ERECTING IT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. STILL, THAT’S PRETTY– THAT’S
PRETTY COLD FROM NANCY PELOSI, YOU KNOW. IT’S LIKE SHE ALWAYS SAYS, “WHEN
THEY GO LOW, WE PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE JUNK.” BOOM! TRUMP ALSO SPOKE ABOUT THE
MEETING AND SAID THAT ALL THAT SHOCKING ANTAGONISM THEY HAD
BETWEEN THEM WAS ACTUALLY THEM JUST PALLING AROUND.>>WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I
THINK IT WAS A FRIENDLY MEETING. YOU SAW THE BEGINNINGS OF IT,
BUT IT WORKED OUT TO BE PRETTY GOOD. I LIKED THEM FOR A LONG PERIOD
OF TIME, AND I RESPECT THEM BOTH.>>Stephen: WE JUST LEARNED
TRUMP’S DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP. “FRIENDSHIP: NOUN: PUBLIC
ARGUMENT WITH THOSE WHO OPPOSE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.” AND HERE’S THE THING–
FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP. HERE’S THE THING ABOUT TRUMP
THREATENING TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT OVER HIS WALL: THIS
MORNING HE TBEETED A LONG TWEET IN WHICH HE SAID, “WE ALREADY DO
HAVE A WALL.” “DESPITE THE LARGE CARAVANS THAT
WERE FORMING AND HEADING TO OUR COUNTRY, PEOPLE HAVE NOT BEEN
ABLE TO GET THROUGH OUR NEWLY BUILT WALLS, MAKESHIFT
WALLS, AND FENCES, OR BORDER PATROL OFFICERS AND MILITARY. THEY ARE NOW STAYING IN MEXICO,
OR GOING BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL COUNTRIES, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT,
DOT, DOT, DOT. DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, DOT, ICE,
BORDER PATROL, AND OUR MILITARY HAVE DONE A FANTASTIC JOB OF
SECURING OUR SOUTHERN BORDER.” TRUMP’S PROBLEM IS THAT HE HAS
TO SAY WE BUILT THE WALL TO SATISFY THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR
HIM IN 2016, BUT HE ALSO HAS TO SAY THAT WE NEED TO BUILD THE
WALL TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR HIM IN 2020. HE NEEDS A WALL THAT BOTH DOES
AND DOESN’T EXIST. I JUST HOPE HE HAS GOOD MIME
SKILLS. (AS TRUMP)
“OH, HERE IT IS, HERE IT IS. BIG HARD WALL. THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. HERE WE GO. OH, WAIT. THERE’S A LADDER. HERE, I’LL GO UP THE WALL ON THE
LADDER. UH-OH! IT’S SO WINDY! IT’S SO WINDY.”( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )

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  1. Did Shumer and Pelosi go in private to "negotiate" later that Trump will again renig on because Trump keeps no promises? Played again if they did! Pelosi and Shumer were screwed once by Trump in negotiations! They just don't fuckin' learn because they both were manipulated again by Trump for a public meeting which he does just for the freakin' cameras! When are these morons gonna see how Trump manipulates!!!! And they say Pelosi is smart? She refuses to discuss impeachment or resignation for Trump. That's not smart. Ohhh! So you hope she imposes the health care mandate that forces monetary blackmail again for government run dictatorship healthcare! Government has no right to fucking force you to buy or else! You're all witless sheep for wanting that force back!

  2. Trump just loves to cause shit for the cameras and Media won't stop covering him!!! I'm sick of Trump! Wish he was dead already!

  3. The new cast for remake of Nightmare on Elm Street.

    Pelosi
    Schumer
    Muller
    Comey
    Feinstein
    Waters

    With guest appearances by comedy duo
    Goldberg and Lemon

    Special cameo by Child star Stephen Colbert as Arnold Schwarzenegger playing Princess Bubblegum.

  4. Look at his reaction when she said trump shutdown” he is I’m sorry did u say trump! She completely IGNORED him and continued and he said it with smile like he doesn’t know how to act trying to runaway from the rail subject CHILDISH reaction for 70+ year old he was thinking that he is threatening one of his employees in his hotel haha

  5. All these comments are fueled by emotion. Classic liberal. Stephen Colbert I enjoy watching you to recieve a "differing" viewpoint but you only roast him with personal attacks… kind of lame

  6. I'm glad the new world order is filling your pockets
    The Americans are suffering if all the taxes in your states

  7. Notice how Trump quickly says, "if WE don't get what WE want then yes, I will shut down the government!" Where did the, "we," bit come in? Whose, "we?" He does this. I think because he has multiple personalities. No, that's not true. He always been an eight year old spoiled brat mentally. And to him in his fantasy Trump World, this is a pissing contest. So he's got to bring in all the fire power he's got and that's making 8,000 government employees not get paid, the stock market plummet. But you see he's still living in luxury and being waited hand and foot on. He doesn't have to pay a mortgage or utilities or food. In fact the White House has world renown chefs who cook for him and his family. He asks for it and they give it too him. I'd love to see the kitchens in that place. They must have some cupboards full of food. If his life depended on it he couldn't tell you what a gallon of milk cost. He's never had to. Even when his Father died Trump got millions and was relieved that he had Manhattan's real estate to himself. He didn't have his Father to compete with any more. He said that at his Father's funeral. And before his Father died he tried to change his Dad's will to favor just him. He didn't care about his family at all. His sister found out about it and told their Father who was furious. Anyway, Trump really doesn't care about America or Americans and he doesn't care if he hurts the people he's sworn to protect. He doesn't understand what that means. He honestly is a loser who is that self-centered that he doesn't care if he shuts down the government. But he will. He's going to be the most hated man in the world in not very long. Already they are keeping him in the White House. He didn't even go to Merlago for Xmas. I think the crazies are coming out and the very angry people who he's lied to and betrayed. So the Secret Service is keeping him in. Notice he's not made up some rally in awhile? His beloved rallies. The place where he gets validation. He's addicted to people cheering for him. That's why he takes his staffers when he does have one so he's assured of being cheered for and we pay for it all! 🙁 When the shut down starts getting bad Trump will find someone to blame. Democrats probably. Songs

  8. In Trump World he thinks if he says nice things about people in public who he hates, that it will make him seem like a wonderful guy. He's done this many time. After the first Cabinet meeting remember when Rex Tillerson called Trump, "a @@@@@@@ moron?" Of course Trump heard about that. But the next day someone said to him in the morning, "how did your first Cabinet meeting go?" "Great, it went just great!" His very favorite adjuctive is, "great." He said that so he could pretend he hadn't heard anything. But Trump doesn't forgive anyone. I'm sure there was a temper tantrum that night and the next morning he's all roses when he's furious inside. Trump even lies to himself. Rex was a very successful businessman who really didn't know Trump at all before he took the job. He didn't realize how ignorant and stupid he is. And how he refused at that time to have any documents sent to him. Rex had given up a 180 million dollar bonus I think it was for quitting Exon and coming to the White House. I'm sure it didn't take long for Rex to realize what a horrible position he was in. That's one of the reasons he quit. And I think in part he wasn't making the kind of money he thought he'd make being in the White House. I don't mean the wage. That's nothing to people as filthy rich as he is. I mean more. And when he realized how many people in the Cabinet bought their jobs to change the agency that was under them he felt like a traitor which he was. He's been friends with Putin for decades dealing with him as the CEO of Exxon. But I think Rex realized Trump was being blackmailed and maybe his love for America couldn't take it. Having a President of our country being ordered around by an enemy. I hope that's why he left. And Trump also doesn't take advise which was why Rex was there. To help him but Trump is a know-it-all like Hitler was. Experts like Rommel tried to explain to Hitler what was necessary to win a battle but from his office in Berlin Hitler would give him orders that made no sense. Finally Rommel stopped taking them and they killed him for it. And he was brilliant at it where as Hitler, like Trump, didn't know what he was doing but power and worship went to his brain. Like it's doing Trump. Now we have a shut down that's going to make so many suffer and no one deserves that. There are going to be demonstrations the likes that Trump has never seen. He will see just how many people can fit into D.C. to protest his shut down. Let's see if he'll take the blame. I'd bet no. A spoiled kid wouldn't.

  9. Barron wrote this tweet. Notice all the capitals when there shouldn't be any? From what I could see there are at least 11 of them although I couldn't see the whole tweet.

  10. you guy know why democracy no support for the wall near border ,have two point,they knew in long term they will lose because almost american people already recognize them nature,so democrat want more and more immigrants come to your country to support them because immigrant also want to bring whole family come also ,that why they will support democrat ,and the second key is reduce the reputation of President Trump for the next election ,because His promise to build the wall for usa' people,so they keep him unpromise, but you can see he are try to do it but democrat is the side want to prevent him without any reason.

  11. hows chuck, Nancy or Trump idiots for doing this. They have different opinions, none of them are stupid. This amateur is the most unoriginal chat show host. same thing every day. He's a shill paid to give the same view. pathetic.

  12. if, according to Trump there is a wall then why is he shutting down government for one? I mean again according to him this one works? the man is stupid, or his base is

  13. Choose wisely for the people and children Nancy Beautiful symbolism!! And having volunteered in Berlin for a few years in refugee camps. I can tell you that contraband is muled inside children! Kids younger than 8 cut open at lucrative destination points! Angry survivors may someday act out against those who allowed this to happen! How many more are being used across our border? Please consider and perhaps modify perspectives bases on new information. Such as the most cost effective means of securing the southern border. Kids are being mule inserted because it's lucrative and too easy! Just today 536 found incidents of Adults illegally transporting children not their own at our southern border! And you know airports scanners don't allow this! Consider please! And respect!

  14. So two career parasites hold the country hostage under threat of withholding government services to prevent the President from doing what he was democratically elected to do. Did he not campaign on this? He said he was going to do EXACTLY this, and then people voted for him. Then he won the election. What "American people" is this old bag talking about? The ones who voted for the sitting President, or the ones who were high-jacked into voting for Clinton? These people are truly disgusting.

  15. How come all of you not care about the migraines none of you are doing nothing about it just talking lives go take them to your house

  16. Haven't seen so much critics, contradictory arguments, and a president to be made fun of in public like this ONE.

    Let's hope that people of USA will not vote THIS president ever again. Take this as a bad dream that will eventually end before HE start a WWIII
    🙇🏼🙏✨

  17. Nancy Pelosi Net Worth = 100,643,521
    Libtards go figure who she is really working for. Definitely not the American people

  18. Trump is the 👹he woke up the rest of the Kkk hillbillies&real ugly racists, up from getting put to rest along timeago🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄,boarder patrols are hurting,abusing the immigrant children,they destroying there canned foods,water gallons left for the immigrant people to survive the dessert walk to the boarder that so in humane,these evil boarder patrols.

  19. My ex and her father voted trump which was the biggest realization I’ve ever had that a relationship needed to end and my gf before that shaved half her head.

  20. Almost every single comment on this video is against our President. The democrats along with their allies the "bought out" communist controlled mainstream media have successfully portrayed conservatives and the Republican Party as a coalition of the wealthy and intolerant. They have claimed that they are the true champions of the working or middle class as they unceasingly fight to defeat and marginalize this evil menace. In reality, they have no interest in defending any working or middle class at all. Of the 50 wealthiest congressional districts throughout the country, the Democrats now represent 41. America’s elites, now overwhelmingly represented by the Democratic Party, have a single overriding interest, their self indulgent lifestyle. This is manifested in their mistaken belief that conservatives (the “right”) are hell bent on enforcing their version of morality on the nation, which potentially calls into question the lifestyles of the rich and solipsistic.

    As conservatives are the dominant force in the Republican Party and this nation can't function politically with more than two major political parties, the alternative is the Democratic Party. An entity dominated by the American Left, an assemblage whose core philosophy is antithetical to the interests of the wealthy and privileged. Yet, determined to protect their lifestyles and vilify conservatives, they willingly ally with the leftist communist and overwhelmingly support virtually any Democratic candidate. In the 2018 midterms, Democratic House candidates outspent their Republican opponents by a 2-1 margin thanks primarily to this wealthy but myopic assemblage.

    They will keep feeding voters bullshit and voters will keep forcing it down their throats and voting numbers within the party become overwhelming with those who generally support the leftist philosophies of redistribution (socialized medicine and guaranteed incomes) and curtailing of freedom (speech, assembly and religion). While it may not manifest itself to the affluent who have cast their lot with the Democrats, the redistribution of wealth must, by necessity, come from the wealthy, as that is where the bulk of the nation’s wealth resides. It's also this same small group that benefits the most from freedom of speech and assembly.

    The more this marriage becomes a convenience, a divorce will be impossible as the co inhabitant of the Democratic Party, the dependent class, must continue grow in order to electorally defeat the Republicans and protect the left’s agenda. (no border walls) And, the oversold expectations promulgated by the left will never be satisfied regardless of how many promises are made or token redistributive programs are enacted by the current ruling class. Only a complete transformation of this nation into a failed socialist state like Argentina will satiate the left, their acolytes and their attendant army of dependency. A goal more in reach than ever thanks to the inability of the nation’s elites to give a damn about "We the People" and the future of the country.

    There's not a more short sighted and self absorbed group of citizens in this nation than the white, wealthy well educated urban and suburban voters. They're willing to rend the fabric of this nation in order to protect their privilege and lifestyle. While the vast majority of Americans will ultimately pay the price, the current ruling class and their progeny will have far more to lose.

  21. looks like chuckie and nancy both got owned.lmao.Weak and stupid is what they are as well as hypocrites and no match for Trump-the best president since Reagan.Case closed liberal weenies,lmfao

  22. Chuck and Nancy….star in….Punch and Judy….run Jud run…save the Swamp from the Trumpadile.
    Everything Trump has said regarding the border and illegals…Schumer said a few years back

  23. The "bones and leathery skin" in his head, is from years of Cocaine and cheap Alcohol…nice bit of animal abuse there stephie….real nice….i hope you encourage more cat fights.

  24. If Chucky concedes  to the wall he keeps his job 

    If Nancy  concedes  to the wall she looses her job

    If the Don concedes  to the wall he looses his job

    If Chucky maintains  his stance he looses his job 

    If Nancy maintains her stance   she also  looses her job 

    If the DON maintain his stance he wins reelection 

    Nancys / Chucky's  job is in the balance – all or nothing 

    The DON has backed  the DIMs  into a corner  and the longer this goes on  it resonates  with the public  against the Dims ? The DON has many alternatives   while Chucky and Nancy have none , they are out of ammunition except for more created  lies with no Camera  ? The DON has backed them into a corner  and their political life  is in the  balance ??

  25. Democrats pay what Trump is asking for the wall every 10 days to subsidize illegal aliens.
    Let that sink in.
    #SocialistClowns

  26. Stop calling this excuse of a being a "president". He calls Pelosi and Schumer "Nancy and chuck" , so call him Donald, be hates that. I would call him the filth of the earth,but I have waaay worse nominations for him.

  27. Missed a fabulous joke opportunity! "There's a ladder over here. I have to climb a ladder. Oh, hold on. It's stormy."

  28. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! She said "This wall thing…. It's like a manhood thing with him – as if manhood can be associated with him". She pulled a slim shady on him

  29. I am totally and 100% convinced that Chuckey and Nancy are getting hundreds of millions of USD dollars from the drug cartels and sex traffickers for blocking the walls in order for their businesses to flourish. Before you haters reply with your evil comments take a minute and think about it.

    I NEVER WATCH THIS VILE LATE NIGHT GARBAGE

  30. Even though Mike Pence is a truly revolting man in his politics and beliefs, I would trust him 100% more than Trump leading the USA. So, all I hope is that we will hear the words "President Pence" very soon.

  31. It bathers me that some Americans still want Trump in power!!! He is destroying everything that is good.What is wrong with you people . They need to read a history of Russia , and Trump.I am sick of this man , It's like he is doing everything to destroy American democracy for the love of money. What's more scary , there is more like him in the same party that are willing to do anything for money. That is horrible and they should be fired. Lies , and lies shouldn't be tolerated .

  32. Um nobody wants to feed on his carcass , think slower , he is the prez, loss of the job is all that's needed , he's human ,look at all the….I got nothing ; they will pressure him to resign , pence is just about as bad , buy 50 pounds of rice , and pray.

  33. DemoRats are about killing babies and open borders to cause chaos and drive crime up in America !!!
    Also , trying to disarm LAW ABIDING Americans to force their BS deep state agenda down every Americans throat !!!
    😡🖕🏻

    President Trump is WINNING and WILL deliver ALL his campaign Promises, unlike Odumbass !!!

    Trump 2020 MAGA and Keeping America safe 😎👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  34. JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. Trump was adopted by the Trump family. They found this kid in Chernobyl where he contracted radiation poisoning. It causes skin discoloring. Also small hands are obvious defects . The ability to tell the truth does not exist in his world . Other problems are a very low IQ and of course illiteracy where there is difficulty with words of more than four letters. All these things were announced on Fox News channel but it was broadcast at 3:30 AM on a Sunday. They deleted the fact that Trump declared he was a genius and that he knew everything about everything. They probably thought that the believers would find that hard to swallow like his penis .

  35. Trump's useless border wall both exists and doesn't exist at the same time. So, essentially Trump has created Schrodinger's Wall.

  36. Trump is afraid of the rain and afraid of the wind because he wants to keep his hair nice and pretty.

  37. Trumpus interruptis: Nancy doesn't get to finish. Exceptionally POOR listener. Trump gets a D- in Citizenship.

  38. This is how you "Stump" the Dump in his high chair! It's called "Transparencies" Mr. Idiot… wait! Where's his big and plastic spoon & bowl for his Gerber food?

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