The 2020 election has 538 electoral votes
up for grabs and it seems like just as many
candidates trying to get them. But with all this choice, some voters are having
a hard time narrowing it down. The problem right now
is also there are just too many candidates,
and the field is so wide. So, I know some folks
who are really not committing to anybody right now
because they feel like there are
so many candidates. Are you waiting for one
to say something where you’re like, “That’s it”? Yeah, I guess I am.
(laughs) You have it narrowed down
to a couple you like or you’re just wide open? I don’t know. Oh, they’re so coy. “I don’t know.” But this is
a really good question. How do you decide which
candidate deserves your vote? Do you go by policy?
Do you go by charisma? Do you go by
who’s got the best abs? If only, if only there was a service
that could match you to your ideal candidate without
you having to do all the work. Well, luckily,
we at The Daily Show found one. I’ve always been curious about
what candidate to vote for, but how am I supposed to decide? With my brain? Gross. It’s so wet. And “reading policies
to help me choose”? What do I look like,
someone who cares about the future of the country? I just wish there was a test
to tell me who to pick. ANNOUNCER:
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your sample to find out the candidate you should vote
for based on your DNA. It says here that I’m two-thirds
MAGA on my dad’s side. That’s why I’m prone
to “economic anxiety” whenever I see immigrants. Apparently, I carry the gene
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-(chuckles) Wow, what a fun way to think
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