– [Jake] Hey you’re
watching Jake and Amir. – [Amir] I thought we got fired. – [Jake] Right, don’t over think it. – [Amir] Okay. (keyboard clicking) – Oh no. – Oh yeah, oh hell ya actually. – Please don’t do this. – Why, who are you voting
for, ya ya ya frickin Muslim? – Shh! – Oh my God, oh sorry, gosh. (chuckles) You left leading liptards
are so politically correct, this is why we gotta Trump that– – Shut up, do not obviously say that. Shut up, stop it, don’t
even mouth it to me. What makes you like Donald Trump? – The pussy video was pretty funny. – So you think that’s a positive, he’s bragging about sexual assault. – It was locker room talk, you
know how locker room’s talk. – Locker room’s don’t, do
you think a locker room was saying that on the video? – Yeah, exactly right and by the way, Trump wants to put a lid on immigration, illegal or otherwise, which I actually like as a moron with high standards. – You remember you weren’t
born in America, right? – Bite your tongue. – It’s not a bad thing, where
do you get these opinions? – I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve, said a lot of things. – That’s one of the worst sentences I think that’s ever been said. – Joke’s on you, it’s actually
a Trump quote, verbatim. (laughing) Caught. – I think the joke’s on you. – Let me ask you this,
what do you like about crooked Shillary Rotten
Rodham Rodham Clittorno- – Stop, she’s the most
qualified candidate. – Wrong. – [Jake] She cares about women’s issues. – Rotten. – She believes climate
change is a real threat, not a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese. – And the um, um, the emails. – The emails. – Yeah, the (stutters) emails. (laughs) Ya stuttering dumb. – I didn’t stutter,
you did, and it’s fine. – You’re okay with her
sending secret shit about me and you and then archiving them for later or sending them to the trash– – You think, sorry, you think
we were the subject matter of the emails, I don’t
think you understand what the email issue was. – I’ll tell you what the email issue was, voter fraudulency. – So not the emails. – Donald Trump is gonna
knock the crap outta ISIS, Hillary Clinton, erstwhile,
won’t even say radical Islam, I mean that right there’s enough for me to grab my pussy with joy. – Do not say that word anymore. – Hillary is actually ISIS, and Benghazi, and furthermost, she is in jail. – She’s in jail? You realize there was already a congressional hearing, right? There was an investigation but– – Bill Clinton. – What does that have– – What dat dat do do do, I’ll
tell ya what da dat do do do, – You know I’m not
talking like that, right? – He’s a disaster, and Bill
Clinton is Hillary Clinton, so. I don’t know if I mentioned that earlier. – Nothing you say is true. – It doesn’t matter what’s true, it matters what’s entertaining, okay? In fact lies are better than truths because people talk and
tweet about the lies. Okay, truths are boring but lies have Is, and the Is have it. Yeah, it’s not about who’s populist, it’s about who’s popular! It’s like you don’t even
understand how to win in Florida, and by the way, we’re winning,
we’re winning big in Florida. – No you’re not, Hillary’s
leading in Florida. – That’s because the
polls are frickin’ rigged. – Are the polls rigged or are you winning? Because you’re claiming both. – I really think that the polls are either rigged or they’re right
and it’s crazy to think, I mean because this girl, this woman, sorry, this candidate, this disaster, is rigging the whole frickin’ system, that’s why we call her lyin’ Ted. – No you don’t. – That’s why we call her low energy Jeb. – Never did that. – And she hasn’t done anything right, except for the fact that
she’s rigged the system, it gets to my client, and you know what, he’s still shellacking her in the polls. The polls are rigged, and he’s still winning in
a landslide. (laughing) – Why is your voice reaching
this octave, like way up here? – And guess what? SNL’s making fun of ’em too. Explain that. – Fine, you hate Hillary,
but what is Donald Trump, the rich business– – Deals. – Excuse me? – Sorry, I would let you finish but it– – You are gonna let me finish? – [Amir] The answer is gonna be deals– – What has he contributed to– – It’s gonna be good deals,
let’s see what the question is. – What has he contributed to society? – Deal, I will let you
finish your question. – You haven’t let me finish it yet. – [Amir] Well go. – Let’s see if you just
can’t talk for one second. – [Amir] Okay. – What has he contribut–
– Good deals. Sorry, continue. – Okay, you’re saying deals.
– [Amir] Yes. – Quiet, I’ve heard–
– I haven’t said it yet, I’m waiting for–
– You did say it. A lot of times, okay, what
he has contributed to society to make it a better place and make you trust his vision for America? – He makes good deals, he
actually makes the best deals, and that’s coming from him
so you know that it’s good. – He lost 916 million
dollars in a single year, how is that, how is that good at business? – It’s good at taxes. – It’s good?
– [Amir] It really is good. – It’s good to lose a billion dollars? – Nobody knows more about
taxes ever than Donald Trump, and he says it’s good so I– – You know what, fine,
what are your feelings on his running mate, Mike Pence? – He’s fine. – Paul Ryan?
– Disaster. – David Duke?
– Fine. A little right of center, but fine. – President Barack Obama?
– Muslim, Kenyan, Disaster. – Vladimir Putin?
– Strong, fierce, hot. – Hot?
– Strong, fierce. – What did you say though?
– Fierce and strong. – The last, you said three adjectives. – Hot.
– Got it. Hillary Clinton? – Disaster, Bill Clinton, Disaster. – John McCain? – Weak, I like heroes that weren’t caught. – 9/11?
– Fine. I mean bad obviously, but
compared to the disaster that is Bill Ghazi Clinton, it’s not that bad. – Are you registered to vote? – Registered to what now? – Okay, good. – Oh, I might actually be a Bernie bro! If you like that video
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