House Democrats Subpoena Rudy Giuliani for Documents on Ukraine


-Let’s get to the news. House Democrats this afternoon
subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani for documents related to
his communications with Ukraine. Said Rudy, “Sure,
anything to help.” [ Chuckles ] I’m, uh — I’m kidding. He turned into
a bat and flew into a window. [ Laughter and applause ] Really? You subpoenaed
Rudy Giuliani for documents? Does this look like a man who keeps all of
his documents organized? His office probably looks like the first half
of a “Hoarders” episode. He probably already lost the
subpoena you just served him. House speaker Nancy Pelosi
told Democrats yesterday that their tone around
the impeachment inquiry must be, “prayerful, respectful, solemn, worthy
of the Constitution,” while President Trump told
Republicans their tone must be, “divorced dad at his son’s
Little League game.” [ Laughter and applause ] In a new interview
with “People” magazine, Hillary Clinton called
President Trump a, “corrupt human tornado.” I mean, that’s going
a little far. Human? [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] President Trump — President Trump tweeted a quote from a Fox News
contributor yesterday claiming that removing him
from office, “would cause a Civil War-like
fracture that will never heal.” Well, if it’s a civil war that would pit
brother against brother, then I’m all for it. [ Laughter and applause ] President Trump played golf
this weekend with Senator Lindsey Graham. Trump shot a 68. And Graham shot
anyone who said otherwise. [ Laughter ] A number of U.S. cities are set
to top record high temperatures this Wednesday.
It will be the hottest October since Party City introduced
sexy Bert and Ernie. [ Laughter and applause ] A record-breaking
40 inches of snow fell in Montana this weekend and — this is crazy —
just on one guy. [ Laughter ] A pub in Britain attempted
to break a Guinness world record this weekend by hosting
a so-called “Nigel night,” gathering 433 people named Nigel
in one location. The previous record
was 388 Nigels, which was set every other night. [ Laughter ] Sportswear brand Asics
issued an apology yesterday after video screens outside
one of its stores in New Zealand played pornographic videos
for several hours. Employees caught on after people
kept coming in to buy one sock. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] And finally, UCLA recently
received a $20 million donation to establish an institute
to study kindness. And the thank-you note suggests there’s still a lot of work
to be done.

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  1. Civil War? He’s comparing his loss of reelection to the Civil War?! Does he know the reason for the Civil War???? how dare you Mr. occupant of the White House. As an extremely patriotic American whose family has been here from the very beginning, as a DOAR, shame on you. And you will get to meet your accuser sir, like every other American… You get to meet them in court! Normally my messages aren’t this angry but I’m done. I apologize for my ranting; I don’t want to ruin anyone’s good day. I don’t want to ruin mine either so; I hope every single one of you (including people I don’t agree with) have as good of a day as you possibly can and a blessed one. Namaste 🙏

  2. It's worth pointing out that the contributor threatening about civil war is also a Dallas pastor. So much for the seperation of Church and State. >.<

  3. Clinton's, who are crooks themselves, should have no say in crooked affairs. Libtards are u that hard up, she lost u the election because of her lies and mistrust! Mob rules! same ol song.

  4. Even if Juliani doesn't have the papers requested, he better come up with something. Cause , I've got a feelin, he might get locked up next.

  5. Seth attempts to cover his lack of depth with bad humor. Rudy waved 3 affidavits on Fox that will directly implicate Biden in selling his office. AOC who couldn't find Ukraine on a big map has really pushed the Dems off the brink. Pelosi isn't qualified to be speaker and should resign.

    Get ready for Biden withdrawing and the crickets chirping for Seth in 3…2…1…

  6. rudy celebrated by hiring his own lawyer , one that was a aide to a special prosecutor for the watergate scandal….stock up on popcorn folks…

  7. I have 20$ that says Rudy accidentally confesses to a major crime that has nothing to do with this Ukraine stuff during his testimony.

  8. I guess they tried to subpoena Giuliani jut because he's the only member on the Trump team who might know how to read and write.

  9. I don't see Trump as a tornado… He is more like a hurricane of racism and stupidity from down south encountering a cyclone of corruption from up north combining together to create a perfect storm of corruption, racism and stupidity.

  10. Remember Guiliani at WTC covering his face with a handkerchief that's all he did at 9/11 and the government said the air was safe to breathe ?! Shamefully the British gave him a knighthood which I hope they recind. He cheated on his wife and went after Bill Clinton ,what a hypocrite. Hope that wanker ends up in jail with the mafia guys he put away.

  11. GOOD LUCK > All you Idiots want believe Adam Shifty's made up story only because you hate Trump, and he beat the Hag Hillary. Russia collusion, Stormy Stormy, now Ukraine, and on and on. Once again the coming attraction is the worse than the last. The Demortats dont stand a chance, and they know it. Trump 2020 !

  12. Don't take that civil war crap lightly. I was worried about that just watching the American election in 2016, before he was even elected. Day by day those chances get more and more plausible.

  13. I know why people like this are on after most people go to bed……they're embracing idiots showcased for the ignorant !

  14. Hillary, who attempted to steal the last election and failed, and is trying to undermine one of the very few honest politicians, is accusing Trump of dishonesty, and trump is a congenital con man, meanwhile Biden’s son is trading his daddy’s VP status for a ghost job at 50gees a month. And everybody is supposed to pretend that the only bad guy is Trump! HILARIOUS!!

  15. Some of the jokes are so unfunny it makes me cringe. Am I missing something? How is this funny? https://youtu.be/cPC9ymR01TI?t=114

  16. Seriously, did Pelosi say the: "tone around the impeachment inquiry must be prayerful, respectful, solemn, worthy of the Constitution"? If that's a top dog democrat position, my opinion of that side has plummeted. Sticking with the anarchists.

  17. hey Seth, don't take this personally, but I started watching you like probably most of the people because I liked how you made fun of the clown. Well it's no that difficult after all, ok. you are not funny doing other things. Do some video analysis with some jokes etc.. you would be amazing! you're not funny per se nor serious, you just at the right spot! there so much material on video that you could analyze in a funny way while showing the stupidity of power. well just a few useless thoughts. Take care.

  18. Contempt of Congress is defined in statute, 2 U.S.C.A. § 192, enacted in 1938, which states that any person who is summoned before Congress who "willfully makes default, or who, having appeared, refuses to answer any question pertinent to the question under inquiry" shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and subject to a maximum $1,000 fine and 12 month imprisonment.

  19. Trump may not understand much, but he does understand (vaguely) the meaning of "give 'em enough rope and they'll hang themselves with it'.

  20. I'm an old man. In the late 1960's Eugene McCarthy decided to primary Johnson. He had all the kids behind him, and a well organized campaign staff. It was a turbulent period, with Students rioting, Blacks rioting, and Robert Kennedy and the Reverend Martin Luther King Jr assassinated. Johnson who was at his wits end, announced He wouldn't run. Maine Senator Edmund Muskie wanted to run, as well as South Dakota's George McGovern. Long story short? The Dems wanted Hubert Humphrey "their main man at that time" to be president. Nixon won, but by a really narrow margin. The Democrats blew off a popular anti war candidate to get their "connected" man on the ballot. If any of this sounds like 2016? That's the Democratic Party. There are NO Opposition Parties in power in the US and haven't been for decades.

  21. This guy is lame…I'm not American but he is not funny…and I understand these political jokes…but he just comes across as lame…

  22. 1. Rudy found in contempt by Congress.

    2. Rudy goes to jail.

    3. Rudy gets Epsteined shortly thereafter.

    Donald Trump: "Works for me."

  23. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2020❗️❗️❗️❗️ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2020❗️❗️❗️❗️ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2020❗️❗️❗️❗️ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2020❗️❗️❗️❗️ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸TRUMP 2020❗️❗️❗️❗️

  24. Its not illegal to ask another
    President to investigate allegations made in the newspapers and other
    reports that are open to the public and that has been common
    knowledge for months. That's not digging dirt that's acting in the
    National interest. I applaud the President for his interest in
    keeping our elections correct and also for having others and himself
    ask for information pertaining to crimes. Biden is GUILTY.

  25. Its not illegal to ask another
    President to investigate allegations made in the newspapers and other
    reports that are open to the public and that has been common
    knowledge for months. That's not digging dirt that's acting in the
    National interest. I applaud the President for his interest in
    keeping our elections correct and also for having others and himself
    ask for information pertaining to crimes. Biden is GUILTY.

  26. 🤔 if it's gonna b a warm October,🌞 i wonder if it's STILL gonna rain here, on Halloween… 🎃
    ☔💦 it's just somethin that happens up here… 🤷‍♀️ … it happens EVERY fukin Halloween… 🙄

  27. Rudy should just do what obozos Attorney General Eric Holder did when he was subpoenaed to release documents on the fast and furious scandal. Just refuse to comply….fuc& em.

  28. It is time for Rudy Giuliani, President Trump, Secretary of State Pompeo, and Attorney General Barr to sue House Democrats for abuse of process, harassment and civil rights violations.

  29. We love you Seth, but please remain focused even when the news are so depressing we hardly know if we should laugh or cry. At least you make me laugh just a little.

  30. "Corrupt tornado" is an apt description for Trump. It conjures the image of the Tasmanian Devil in a Bugs Bunny cartoon, wrecking everything in his path. #TasmanianDonald

  31. Well…I live in Montana. We needed the snow but we also need it not to melt so quickly. We had six inches where I live and now it's all gone. Melted away which is not helpful.

  32. Does this guy really think he's that important to start a civil war type fracture if he's removed especially after all the bs and after making the American government look like a joke I mean what do you think foreign countries think about all this anyways he just so full of himself

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