Everyone Is Excited to Interfere in the 2020 Election!


THERE IS SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT,
LET’S GET INTO IT, WE ARE NOW LESS THAN ONE YEAR OUT FROM
ELECTION DAY AN THREE SEPARATE GOVERNMENT AGENCIES ARE NOW
WARNING THAT RUSSIA, CHINA AND IRAN PLAN TO INTERFERE IN THE
2020 ELECTION, FROM WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP HEARD THIS HE
WAS LIKE YEAH, THAT’S THE IDEA, HOPEFULLY. (LAUGHTER)
IT FEELS LIKE CHINA AND IRAN ARE LIKE HEY, RUSSIA INTERFERED WITH
THE LAST ELECTION. WHY DO THEY GET TO HAVE ALL THE
FUN. (LAUGHTER)
RUSSIA, CHINA AND IRAN. THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TRYING
TO MESS UP THE 2020 ELECTION. BUT SO FAR NOBODY HAS DONE A
BETTER JOB THAN THE THOUSANDS OF DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES. IF ANYONE IS REALLY RUINING IT,
YOU KNOW. IN OTHER POLITICAL NEWS
ACCORDING TO A RECENTLY ARTICLE WHITE HOUSE AIDEES HAVE BEEN
WORRIED THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ALONE AND
ISOLATED. YEAH. AND AT THIS POINT THE ONLY
FRIENDS TRUMP HAS LET WITH THE– AND ACCORDING TO THE
ARTICLE TRUMP’S AIDES ARE DESPERATELY TRYING TO COME UP
WITH ANY SOLUTION, EXCEPT FOR THE OBVIOUS ONE. THEY’RE LIKE I’M WORRIED THE SPT
ALONE AND ISOLATED. AND THEY’RE LIKE WELL GO AND
HANG OUT WITH HIM. I’VE GOT THAT ROOT CANAL I’VE
BEEN PUTTING OFF. WHY DON’T YOU HANG OUT WITH HIM.>>I’M GOING TO JUST PUNCH
MYSELF IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW.>>THE PEOPLE AROUND PRESIDENT
TRUMP ARE WORRIED THAT HE IS ALONE AND ISOLATED. UNDER THOSE EXACT SAME
CONDITIONS MELANIA SEEMS TO BE THRIVING. MOVEK ON, HERE IS A CRAZY STORY. A TECH COMPANY IN RUSSIA IS
SELLING LIFE-LIKE ROBOTS WHICH YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE TO MAKE ANY,
TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ANY PERSON ON EARTH, RIGHT, THIS IS REAL. HERE IS ONE HERE. LOOK AT THAT. BY THE LOOKS OF IT, NOBODY IS
MORE SURPRISED OF THIS THAN THE ROBOTS THEMSELVES. THE ROBOT COMES WITH 600
EXPRESSIONS, SPEECH CAPABILITIES AND JUDGING BY THOSE EYES, AN
OUNCE OF CRYSTAL MET.>>CAN MAKE THE ROBOT LOOK LIKE
LITERALLY ANY PERSON ON EARTH, LET’S BE HONEST, THAT COMPANY IS
GOING TO END UP MAKING LIKE THREE REGULAR ROBOTS AND 10,000
RYAN GOSLINGS. AND FINALLY, A NEIGHBORHOOD IN
JK SONVILLE, FLORIDA IS IS UPSET BECAUSE ONE RESIDENT HAS A
ROOSTER THAT WAKES EVERYBODY UP AT 34:00 IF THE MORNING– 3:00
IN THE MORNING. HERE IS THE THING, THE PRESIDENT
CLAIMS– THE RESIDENTS, SORRY. (LAUGHTER)
SO USED TO DOING– HERE IS THE THING, THE RESIDENT CLAIMS THAT
IT IS HIS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROOSTER. NOW FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT A
ROOSTER’S ONE JOB IS TO WAKE YOU UP BY MAKING A HORRIBLY HOW
SOUND. CAN I NOT THINK OF A LESS
EMOTIONALLY SUPPORTIVE CREATE IRE. ALSO, HOW DARE THIS ROOSTER
ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN THEY SHOULD BE
ASLEEP. FRANKLY, THAT’S MY JOB. THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY HAS RALLIED
AGAINST THAT ONE NEIGHBOR AND IT HAS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IN ORDER
TO DEAL WITH THE STRESS, THE ROOSTER HAS HAD TO GET AN
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG.

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  1. James! Nooooo….are you doing the political stuff now! At least go after Schiff guys looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons. Can we really trust Adam Schiff? That's right the Democrats run you. Your paycheck is tied to the Dems! O well guess just skip the monologue. Last one standing Kimmel is unwatchable. Funny thing about Kimmel is he is in Fox. Hmmmmm… sorta hypocritical!

  2. I haft to wonder how Melania thinks of every thing that is going on with her husband. Or is it that the President lonely because she will not sleep with him .

  3. I dig your show, lil baked now but… I really think we all have #POTUSFATIGUE 45. It's sad, but very dangerous. Forgot why I was posting. It's not that the very large pool of Democrats was just terrible, it's that our President just has us all so out character. And they have a lot of emotion and passion. Because up till this point, we were squared away as a country. And if we wasn't perfect, it was Damn sure better than feeling we have now.

  4. Trump likes to be alone because he suffers from paranoia. He is so in fear of being whacked. I am not being mean. This started long before his Presidency. He thinks that food and water is the easiest way to poison and kill him. He had once had water boys… Wherever Trump went, a young person, would follow DIRECTLY behind but, out of sight, carrying a mirrored topped, gold trimmed, velvet, throw pillow tray with a secured water on it. Just in case Trump got thirsty. He was afraid then of the Mob and now…Russians? He is an isolated person, in fear. But there is a Bowling alley in the White House! Can't they build him a putting practice range?? Or just send him home to Florida and let Pence have all the fun!!

  5. @1:03 Is it just me or does it look like the blond chick is humping the short guy in front of her? And does anyone know if that's the actual promo pic for Fox?

  6. I'm really glad James is in America now doing this show because I don't know what I'd watch first thing in the morning if he wasn't

  7. Hey! Hey! You forgot about the CIA! They have more experience than anyone, 70 yrs. If you want to rig an election, go to the pros, go to the CIA.

  8. Well, a rooster's job is actually to protect the brood from danger by sounding an alert, and to fight off predators when possible. I understand why the neighbors are upset about it, but if you've ever lived near a rooster that was particularly territorial, you'll know that having it only go off once at 3am is a blessing. And for the record, some roosters can be quite loving to their human keepers.

  9. “How dare this rooster annoy people in the middle of the night when they’re supposed to be asleep, that’s my job” LMFAO

  10. 3AM is when the entirety of Fox News writers have to wake up each day trying to make excuses for DT's twitterstorm of lies…

  11. This isn't funny, this is scary. All the countries mentioned are authoritarian governments. I was not aware the election was that exposed to manipulation.

  12. Well, Trump did send several global invites and tried to sweeten the deal by inviting the global leaders to his property knowing that he would profit but taxpayers will pay for it unwillingly. I could understand why Sondland would be the Whistle-blower because he was and still is in the same line of business. It doesn't matter because he was a part of the treasonous deal from the beginning as well, he just didn't get what he thought that he would receive aside from wheels from the bus. Cohen received his payment as well, along with a few stabs in the back and some tire tracks from the bus. There's no loyalty amongst thieves and treasonous idiots.

  13. The only way to counter the interference is for people to get their information ONLY from trusted news sources. TRUSTED DOES NOT include political ads, social media posts, shared social media posts, radio talk shows, etc. Man up, get the facts and develop YOUR own opinions on the issues and candidates. Democracy requires an intelligent, informed and engaged electorate, not one spoon fed opinions by foreign internet bots and political pundits on talk radio. Whatever you do engage by VOTING.

  14. Nobody likes this obnoxious tosser over here in the UK…He really is much disliked… Something rather repulsive about him shines through .One of those charmless types that seem to get to the top…….with a lot of the devils luck……….look him up.

  15. Ok , then us democrats want China and Iran on our side .trumo alrwady has Russia and Ukraine ….it's not fair if he gets help feom more countries than we do. And we will take Qater too . And France and Germany trump can have north Korea and the phillipines .but we get the news journalist from phillipines .I think her name is Maria ??? But she is awesome . I bet more countries will be on the side of democrats ..only the dictators like trump cause he is just like them

  16. This is what happens when you have a Coward who turns his back on the country, the military and most importantly the people. Our president has kompromat on him being dangled to control him.

    Vote better.

  17. I don't believe Iran and china trying to interfere with election. But if they do they want remove Trump and that's good, Let them

  18. "American Idiot": https://youtu.be/a1BS7XnEZqc
    James – such a geopolitically clueless Pentagon Puppet. That's his – and his writers' – principle function. To serve up Deep State/CIA propaganda(McCarthyism 2.0 etc) with a giggle and a laugh and a ton of sugar – call it "News" …and his equally clueless audience lap up every word. Toxic Koolaid. Fact: Russia did NOT interfere in US elections – the Mueller report unsurprisingly found zero evidence. By contrast, the US has interfered in the elections and affairs of other countries over 80 times since 1945 – not with a few Facebook ads – but by ousting leaders they didn't like, by invading and occupying countless countries and flouting international law. Clueless Corden. With an amnesiac, geopolitically moronic, gullible, fool-me-forever audience.
    Here's Green Day performing "American Idiot":
    https://youtu.be/a1BS7XnEZqc
    Paul G

  19. The robot LOL ! So NPC'S can buy a NPC ! Perfect ! Maybe if liberals order enough robots they can get them to vote so won't lose the 2020 election.

  20. If Trump is alive in 2020 he will enjoy it. Sneeeerk. hahah Robots are taking over your dumb if you buy one…SMH Trans guy Lee, Richmond, VA

  21. Come on man, why the hell would Iran wanted to interfere election?
    Since he became president, he leave the Iran nuclear deal, and threatened iran multiple times. Ofcourse iran prefers democratics to win this election.

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