are just two weeks away, and Trump is taking them
very seriously. In fact, he seems pretty worried
that the Democrats might take over the House, so he’s doing everything he
possibly can to sway voters. He even tried recording
a message to voters, but it didn’t really go
as planned. We actually have the outtakes
from the recording. -Really?
-Take a look at this. -My fellow Americans, the halftime vote
is in two weeks. -Uh, Mr. President,
they’re called the midterms. Let’s try it again.
-What did I say? -You called them the halftime
vote, but they’re the midterms. -I was wrong. It’s actually
called the midterms. -My fellow Americans,
the midterms are in two weeks, which is just a few days away. -Cut. -Ladies and gentlemen, voting in
this erection is very impotent. -Cut.
-What was wrong with that? I’ve been very busy
on the campaign trail. Last night I was with beautiful
Texas Senator, beautiful Ted Cruz. There’s a rumor
he’s the Zodiac Killer. Fake news. Have you ever met Ted Cruz? He looks like either
the guy from “Halloween” or the fish man from
“The Shape of Water” movie. -Okay.
Let’s — let’s try and focus. -The beautiful,
beautiful fish man. I’ll give you other reasons
to vote Republican. For example, I will put snack
machines in all cafeterias with — read my lips —
free juice boxes. Who’s with Donny? We’ll work around the clock
to invent a Saran wrap that doesn’t stick to itself. What if I promised
that I won’t smile like this? And trust me. We really will
build that fantastic wall. And how are we gonna pay for it? Two words — Mega Million. $1.9 billion, all wall,
all the time. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] -Cut, cut. -And remember, if we win
the House and the Senate, you’re welcome, but if we lose, it’s everyone else’s fault
but mine. Thank you. God bless you,
and God bless… Line? -The United States.
-The United Shtatesh. -No, the United States.
-The United Shtaesh. -All right. Forget it.
We’ll fix it in post. -God bless —
-The United States.